Works for me.

Commissioner Bud Selig announced Wednesday that, once the Giants slugger retires, his name in the official MLB record books will be forever accompanied by an asterisk, followed by a pound sign and exclamation point, all preceded by the letter ‘F’—a string of characters that, according to Selig, “will always be associated with Barry Bonds.”

Of course since it is from the Onion one has to suppose it is hardly true although one can hope.